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male, in case anyone wondered

I laughed so hard, I have to show my friend this shit.

Are you a male or a female? 

I'm female - 

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Actually that isn't so true little girl. At least Serena makes an effort to contribite where you are categorized with the likes of Josh. :) Good job little girl. 

I am female Serena. 

Ooh you're a female very interesting. We're different sex. I am from Mars and you are from Venus. We are all people but you are the more beautiful and emotional counterpart of males. We're shaped rough like stone while you are more of a waterfall. You are good at literature (and spelling) while we are good at hard sciences.

Umm.. Yeah, I can't think of anything else. Boys and girls are different. But not by that much. There are loads of brilliant female scientists.

A: Male

I'm male -

X

I'm a shim !

by Legga

I am from Mars and you are from Venus. 

 

We're shaped rough like stone 

while you are more of a waterfall.

We are all people but you are the more beautiful and emotional counterpart of males.

Sure.