you want to fuck her husband?
Umm, I have no idea what thread I'm even replying to right now. Apparently I clicked reply, and then I left for an hour to play agar.io.
Well I probably wasn't going to say anything remotely related to the thread anyway, so here's a pic of a retarded-looking squirrel, or something.
She has turned her husband against us. I let her get away with being rude and disrespectful to me too many times because I didn't want to cause any problems with her husband. Now he is acting like he hates us. She kicked my little dog a few weeks ago and denied it when I confronted her. Ever since then her husband has been acting like I'm the enemy. She is an ugly shrew who makes sure she disrespects me any time she can. She won't even let her grandaughter come into my yard anymore. She acts like I'm the evil one. She's so stoned all the time that she falls down in the driveway. She should not be watching small children. I hate that she acts like she's better than me.
No need for that even, just invite the cunt over for dinner to "make up", then stab her to death, call the cops and tell them she attacked you.
Just make sure not to overdo that shit. It'll look a lot less legit to the police. "Yeah, she came over and threatened me. That's why she's in 67 pieces all over my floor," isn't gonna work. Just enough to make her suffer, but not enough to make it look like you're doing anything other than neutralizing a threat.
Also don't stab her or shoot her once she's already on the ground. They can do forensic shit with the bloodstains that will make it obvious, so she has to be dead before she hits the floor.
Just my two cents. Obviously my posts are parodies and for informational purposes only and I do not accept responsibility for your actions. 