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Why Systematic should go to heaven


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Why Systematic should go to heaven

10 reasons why Systematic should go to heaven...

  • He's not THAT much of a bitch
  • I bet his real name is Peter or John or something cheesy like that
  • Jesus would like that name... good memories 
  • He probably actually IS circumcised... I don't want him to have to prove it @_@ 
  • Being systematic and all he'd prob get along with the gate keeper (Bill Gates) 
  • I have to admit he would prob be a party dude at heaven with beer and stuff
  • Even Satan doesn't want Systematic around
  • I don't want Systematic to kill me for the earlier post :-\ 
  • I really don't wanna die young
  • I'll be going to hell prob and I don't wanna spend eternity with Systematic o_0

-Ice

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Why Systematic should go to heaven

Being systematic and all he'd prob get along with the gate keeper (Bill Gates)


aahhahaaahhaa

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Why Systematic should go to heaven

well arent you in a good mood.

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Why Systematic should go to heaven

If he has been appropriately hazed and reduced to a blithering idiot, he will fit in just fine with all the other blitherings.

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