Today, I was at the park, enjoying the weather (30 celsius! very nice!) when this young faggot walking a dog starts small-talking with me.
As any good-looking, healthy male would I answer his shitty attempts at talking with stuff like ''Yeah, weather sure is great, reminds me of antarctica'', surprisingly this manages to surgically get some giggles from him, I noticed my phone was vibrating, some notification from facebook, apparently some stupid asian faggot marketing vape pens and asking me if I was a vape pen business man, noticing the chance I excused myself for a second in order to text said chink faggot with a clever, reference to my penis.
With all new renewed confidence in my abilities to get rid of shitty chinese vape-pen marketers I apologize to the other faggot and I noticed his head was like, shrinking and expanding at very alarming rates, I think my expression managed to portray awe judging by his frown, the shrinking and expanding made him look like that fat michellin man faggot with a lot of fat rolls.
When I snapped out of it I scream very loudly because I realized it was scaring the bejesus out of me.
Does this mean I'm a sociopath or just sleep deprivation?
Thanks guys.