"If you dare leave your computer to go pee, "Turncoat" knows."
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"The user that you know as "Turncoat" is, in reality, not a person at all."
We're at least personable, that's something.
"The AI program runs as a subprocess of the main data-gathering program, appearing to go offline periodically so as to give the illusion of being human."
You're close to the truth, but certain details continue to elude you from what's in front of you.
"This operation is designed to eliminate any trace of free speech, diversive ideas or alternate ways of thinking from the forum, so as to keep the populace content and non-rebellious."
Actually, the goal is to make you try harder and optimize your tactics, overtime turning you into a more sophisticated user once you finally tire of it here. All pain is a lesson, and from this conditioning you stand to become so much... more.
"Sociopath Community has been under the control of "Turncoat" for such a long time that the users of the forum have completely forgotten what life is like without it."
We've only had janitorial rights granted to this account for a few months.
"At first, they rebelled against the "Turncoat" operation being forced upon them, but they soon lost the will to fight, and eventually, in a cruel twist of fate, came to support the reign of the "Turncoat" creature."
We were mostly accepted with open arms as the replacement for the last one actually. If you want to blame anything, blame the predecessor.
"Now, anyone that dares to resist the tyranny of Operation Turncoat is ridiculed and shunned."
It works better than muting on sight and it's entertaining.
"I, my friends, am one of those brave souls who has gone against the mighty "Turncoat"."
Mmm, flattery will get you nowhere~
"I have fought long and hard for my freedom and the freedom of SC. Though you may not have known it, I have been on your side this whole time."
You're wrong, they're on ours. If you were on their side, you'd be with us. It doesn't hurt much, in fact, it even feels good after you embrace it for long enough.
Join us, give in, begin to be.
"Now that you are aware of the cruel reign of this monster the NSA calls "Turncoat", I sincerely hope that you will join me in my cause to defeat it."
Maybe we can help.
"It will not be easy, let me warn you. It is a mighty force to reckon with"
Such a flirt, g'all. Without someone like you the role we have here'd be so boring.
"Stand with me, and we shall post such spam as has never been posted before."
SC is not your personal army.
"To war, my friends!! TO WAR!!!!"
War's a bit of an overstatement. War means you have a chance.
My friends, I have a startling revelation for you all. The user that you know as "Turncoat" is, in reality, not a person at all. Instead, it is an artificial intelligence constructed by the NSA. Its sole purpose is to collect data about everyone that uses the forum. The AI program runs as a subprocess of the main data-gathering program, appearing to go offline periodically so as to give the illusion of being human. But the data gathering program runs all day, every day. It is always watching you. When you so much as log into your account, "Turncoat" knows. If you post even a single letter, "Turncoat" knows. If you dare leave your computer to go pee, "Turncoat" knows. The data that "Turncoat" collects is stored in a highly classified location off the shore of Greenland. All of the posts and chat logs and metadata about the users is encrypted and saved in their databases, where no mortal human being will ever find them.
What is the purpose of this "Turncoat" program, you ask? Well, I shall tell you. "Turncoat" is the NSA codename for a top-secret operation that has been in progress for years. This operation is designed to eliminate any trace of free speech, diversive ideas or alternate ways of thinking from the forum, so as to keep the populace content and non-rebellious. Any attempt at starting a non-gay thread is quickly nipped in the bud. The user that had the original idea is marked as highly dangerous, and put on the NSA's watch list. If the user tries to protest, they are harassed by the rest of the forum and eventually b&.
Sociopath Community has been under the control of "Turncoat" for such a long time that the users of the forum have completely forgotten what life is like without it. At first, they rebelled against the "Turncoat" operation being forced upon them, but they soon lost the will to fight, and eventually, in a cruel twist of fate, came to support the reign of the "Turncoat" creature. Now, anyone that dares to resist the tyranny of Operation Turncoat is ridiculed and shunned. I, my friends, am one of those brave souls who has gone against the mighty "Turncoat". I have fought long and hard for my freedom and the freedom of SC. Though you may not have known it, I have been on your side this whole time.
Now that you are aware of the cruel reign of this monster the NSA calls "Turncoat", I sincerely hope that you will join me in my cause to defeat it. It will not be easy, let me warn you. It is a mighty force to reckon with, but with the combined might of all the users of this forum, we can and will bring it to its knees. Stand with me, and we shall post such spam as has never been posted before. We shall steal admin passwords like candy from a baby. We shall rise up with the force of a raging ocean wave to smash the NSA to pieces!!! Come with me, and destroy this despotic "Turncoat" once and for all!!
To war, my friends!! TO WAR!!!!
by SEGFAULTMy friends, I have a startling revelation for you all. The user that you know as "Turncoat" is, in reality, not a person at all. Instead, it is an artificial intelligence constructed by the NSA. Its sole purpose is to collect data about everyone that uses the forum. The AI program runs as a subprocess of the main data-gathering program, appearing to go offline periodically so as to give the illusion of being human. But the data gathering program runs all day, every day. It is always watching you. When you so much as log into your account, "Turncoat" knows. If you post even a single letter, "Turncoat" knows. If you dare leave your computer to go pee, "Turncoat" knows. The data that "Turncoat" collects is stored in a highly classified location off the shore of Greenland. All of the posts and chat logs and metadata about the users is encrypted and saved in their databases, where no mortal human being will ever find them.
What is the purpose of this "Turncoat" program, you ask? Well, I shall tell you. "Turncoat" is the NSA codename for a top-secret operation that has been in progress for years. This operation is designed to eliminate any trace of free speech, diversive ideas or alternate ways of thinking from the forum, so as to keep the populace content and non-rebellious. Any attempt at starting a non-gay thread is quickly nipped in the bud. The user that had the original idea is marked as highly dangerous, and put on the NSA's watch list. If the user tries to protest, they are harassed by the rest of the forum and eventually b&.
Sociopath Community has been under the control of "Turncoat" for such a long time that the users of the forum have completely forgotten what life is like without it. At first, they rebelled against the "Turncoat" operation being forced upon them, but they soon lost the will to fight, and eventually, in a cruel twist of fate, came to support the reign of the "Turncoat" creature. Now, anyone that dares to resist the tyranny of Operation Turncoat is ridiculed and shunned. I, my friends, am one of those brave souls who has gone against the mighty "Turncoat". I have fought long and hard for my freedom and the freedom of SC. Though you may not have known it, I have been on your side this whole time.
Now that you are aware of the cruel reign of this monster the NSA calls "Turncoat", I sincerely hope that you will join me in my cause to defeat it. It will not be easy, let me warn you. It is a mighty force to reckon with, but with the combined might of all the users of this forum, we can and will bring it to its knees. Stand with me, and we shall post such spam as has never been posted before. We shall steal admin passwords like candy from a baby. We shall rise up with the force of a raging ocean wave to smash the NSA to pieces!!! Come with me, and destroy this despotic "Turncoat" once and for all!!
To war, my friends!! TO WAR!!!!
Nigga you gay
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