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which drug are you


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It was a close matchup between:

by If You Were A Drug, What Would You Be?

Steroids.

You build people up so they have greater strength and stamina when competing with others. You are a cheat. Women go butch around you, you even bugger up their menstrual cycle so they tend to be crappy around you all the months. You tend to make men look like big dopey dickheads. You can even cause people cancer and liver and kidney problems.

 

by If You Were A Drug, What Would You Be?

Diet Pills.

You are deceptive as you pose as good and helpful to a fat person as in truth you are actually bad company for prolonged periods of time. Often your fat friend doesnt realise how complicated and unhealthy you are, called Diethylpropion in exclusive circles, all the while you appear to be regular and good you simply flatter your fat friend to think they may actually become slim and healthy one day. You excite your fat friend and make them dizzy and nervous so they tend to sweat and go to the toilet, but not nearly enough to rid those two hamburgers, the raisin bun and the can of coke they just ate. Really you are just a mild form of speed who has short interludes with truck drivers on occasions they aren't able to spend time with their best buddy, Amphetamine.

 

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Rohypnol.


You are not particularly nice, though you pervade as a decent sort
fraternising with the clinical environment of a chemist shop- or as
otherwise known in the states as the drug store, you are not so harmless
as some may assume. Though you may give people a feeling of well being,
often they are hypnotised by your charm and being so dizzy and
confused, they can find themselves in situations they ordinarily would
be in. People tend to lose their memory with you like people do with a
lot of alcohol. You can be devious and be around people without them
realising and so your charms can seduce peoples to do way out things
they would never consider doing in their waking life. (100%)   

 


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Opiate

I make people feel good

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Barbituates. You make people calm and relaxed with you and though you can relieve anxiety on the other hand you can make people irritable and tense. You are dependable but risk being abused by people among others and then blamed for the trouble they find themselves. Sometimes because of you, people cant see clearly and you make them go weak at the knees, people tend to fall for you. People get sloppy with you for longer periods of time and lose their sense of judgement. You are depressing with people and too much time with you can make people fall into a coma or even die. (100%)



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Ecstasy

You are the ravest of dance parties, a must for the all night rave! Exciting company you make people feel sexy, sensuality and generally ecstatic. You make people feel close, at one with each other but can also make people feel nauseous and anxious.If you spend a lot of time with someone they tend to be hallucinating, they cant see clearly and feel like they are getting carried away with you. When you spend way too much time with people you fuck up their brain, heart and liver. However, after spending a wopping wonderful night with you, the next day people get depressed thinking of you and how much they miss you. They get love sick and don't want to eat, they cant sleep, they feel sore in their muscles and cant concentrate for very long as they dream of when they will spend an exhilarating time with you again on the dance floor at the very next rave party. Fortunately for people, the more they see of you the more they realise how bad you are and eventually they don't see much of you anymore.

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Marijuana. You are much like your relative, hash, only discretion is advised upon your company as to weather you are the distinctive quality of sweet pungent smelling buds, or crappy kiff or leaf. Like hash, you have a funny effect on people making time with you a strange and wonderful concept to perceptualise. People enjoy listening to music with you and can spend much time discussing the varying depths of sound or other such stuff, either that or they sit for a time in a semi-comatosed state. Often people in your company think they can understand Einstein's theory of relativity when in fact they are so shitfaced they cant even tie up their shoes laces, but as it has been found, either could Einstein. Sometimes you make people paranoid and they walk down dark alley ways and creep along parked cars to elude the police from seeing them. Spending great amounts of time with you makes people want to lose their job and live an alternative lifestyle supplying the state with their yearly yields..of your kind. Often they get bored of the idea soon and begin eating smaller amounts of the stuff or giving up cigarettes, before they have a psychotic episode and join their crazy diamond of a friend in the mental ward.

Yeah totes, I'm just the guy for when you are feeling like having a serious discussion about nature and stuff 

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Watch out, I can be in your drink, too :D

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XDXDXD PWAHAHAH I'm so dead you're the date rape drug Triplet lol

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Not saying it's that simple, but a sub getting that first result is just priceless. 

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