It's all over. Linux and I are done. It's been a great, long-lasting relationship, but it's simply time for this to end.
After I tried to install i3, X11 crashed and has not un-crashed since, defying all of my noble efforts to resuscitate it. That was the last straw. I'm so damn tired of spending half of my life searching the darkest corners of the web trying to figure out why Linux won't work like it's supposed to.
It was a brilliant idea, Linus, but only the masochistic would actually wish to use it. You would have been better off learning VB.NET or C# and getting a 9 to 5 job at Microsoft like thousands of other tards have done before.
From now on, I deal no longer with GPT partition tables and ext4 filesystems and GRUB bootloaders. My sole domain is that of the registry editor and the command prompt, the start menu and the mighty Notepad. I, Sinister, am a Windows (l)user, now and forevermore.
Fuck Linux!!
Lol your incompetence and mental incapacity to solve problems =/= linux's failure
here's my new LXQt desktop on Arch Linux