During my absence from this shit hole forum I call my playground I noticed the profound sadness and curiosity surrounding my departure. So, I figured I'd update all you blessed souls on the enigma that is my life.
I've seen that some of the more emotionally confused and distraught members around here mention they thought I left because of a photo ( I call it my tk outfit) and a super serious online relationship I had ended (just lol). In short, those people are fucking morons, but i'll explain myself nonetheless. TK leaked that poorly lit, pixelated, atrocious photo that does my insanely good looks no justice in early October. I left this place shortly after thanksgiving/early December....gobble gob gob.... If I was going to leave because of some lame ass photo an old whore took while her xxl panties were soaking wet, I would have done it when it came out, not almost two months later.
Anyway, about 33% of the reason I left was all I saw when I looked at the forum was garbage. Garbage threads, shit chat that's always half dead, and more fucking retarded newcomers and puppets than normal. By the looks of it that hasn't changed by much. Also, my life was picking up pace due to making contacts and a new job which left me with less time to kill. As much fun as it is fucking with you people and watching the vomit slide down my screen as I scroll the threads, there are other things that need my attention. Like money or pussy. Which brings me to my next point..
There are rumors being spoke about my sex life (shame on all of you) so of course i'll tell you about it. It has been said i'm fucking a guy? I was for awhile almost 3 months ago, but not currently so that's only half true. 18yo, dark haired, green eyed, slim toned twink who gave a hell of a blow job and knew how to ride my dick right without me punching his prostate too hard. The sex was great, the kid not so much. Kind of an annoying little prick who you could tell never had a serious relationship and was getting weirder by the day. It seems like it was a surprise to some of you to find out I fucked a guy. I must of mentioned over three dozen times I'm bisexual since day friggin one.
After him was this bad little puerto rican thing I had for a night. Long haired brunette, brown eyes, deep cherry lipstick that matched her nail polish, just as skinny as twink but a tan like you wouldn't believe, and a rack that could kill. You know the kind of rack that's just big enough to give a boob job or motorboat your face between, but small enough to when you're holding them they sit perfectly in your grasp? That's the one.
After her was another one night stand at a hotel I was staying at near the coast. She was a little big for my taste, not huge but big enough to make the ass hanging out of her shorts look appealing. I'm not going into detail about this one as much mostly because I was fucked up that night and I'm not all that proud of it.
The latest i've had though is this natural red head. She's a little pale but that doesn't bother me much, in shape, nice ass, decent tits, a tattoo running up her right ribcage, tongue piercing, and these long legs but only stands at 5'9 (175 cm). She or I will call each other up if we're going downtown or to an event and want someone there to take home at the end of the night. It's working out pretty well...I think it's getting serious.
I could give you some really mouth watering, panty soaking, dick hardening details on the sex that would probably teach you a thing or two, but I'm going to save those for now and post them on a more appropriate thread than this since we have a couple around here somewhere. Patience my friends, patience.
What else...that might cover it. I'm making more money than before (was never a huge issue to begin with) and new acquaintances are the main things that have been keeping me busy. Things have calmed down some which is why I am humbly gracing this place with my presence once again. I'll be sticking around though the amount of time I spend online will fluctuate. I have some nice stories for when we're all sitting around singing kumbaya later and I'll post those eventually too.
So what's new with you people and this stagnant swine fuck hole? Anything I should know? 2.0 still isn't here. I'll be talking to Lunatic moon martian about that one.
Say hey, tell me what you've been up to, ask me something, love me, hate me, troll me, whatever. It's good to be back.
Missed you you ole bitch