Nope, can't relate to anyone here. Actually it's very rare I can relate to anyone at all. It has happened, just not very much. That doesn't mean I don't have favorites because I do.
Haha aww, maybe I should put my dick on an emergency helicopter and send it to you to save your life. For now zoom my pic on the pic and dildo yourself while pretending it's me to quench your thirst cumprincess.