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Dating advice needed


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Lure him out of the bus with small talk during the road, then rope and chloroform all the way left

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Just don't be yourself.

Also wear a coat made of dollar bills in order to attract the attention from your face.

PS:500$ dollar bills at least

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go on omegle

you will 99.9999% find a girlfriend eventually(sanity not included)

smart phone app or mobile site then talk on kik or email

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This perennial silence is either accompanied by Suspense or bliss, but the conditions in which each exist cannot intercede. They are to one another like heaven is to earth.

Anyways, I'm looking for love and it seems to be running from me.
I can't remember the last time I felt the touch of another human being.

I've decided that I'm gonna ask that guy, who gets on the same bus with me, out.

But I don't know what to say or how to act. I don't know anything about this thing you kids call 'Dating'.

I've been fapping to Arthur Schopenhauer and Hegel all my life.

Guys help pls

What do I say? How do I conduct myself?

 

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I'm serious by the way 

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AlmightyJim 

pls help 

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I notice that Life isn't entirely meaningless 

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Fuck off OP

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What do you notice when you look at him? 

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Thinking how difficult being gay is in your situation made me think of the best way someone gay could approach me without taking offense.  My suggestion is place a small note into a gift box.  Turn your answer to my question positive.  For example, something short about reminding you of hope instead of something meaningless.  Leave your number below the message.  This works whether you get off the bus before or after he does.

 

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