What is the second most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
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Legga,
Probably when with the superhottest chick ever crossed my cock's path. Put on da fakeass show for bout two hours before she moved her foot from middle of seat to my ballular areas. Her size 9 accidentally nudged my hard dick and gave us both tickles. Ended up ballz deep in that stuck up dramatic bitch.
Hate,
Grandpa Dick
Only one situation sticks out as embarrassing. I've done a ton of what would be considered embarrassing things (countless) but I never considered them to be embarrassing
The only time I really got embarrassed was when I was giving a presentation in front of people I considered very intelligent. And I don't know what happened, I'm normally very good at presentations/charismatic. I lost my cool though, I could feel myself turning red, I focused on all the eyes watching and it was just a mess...I had no idea what I was saying, and I couldn't formulate where to go at all. I think I ended up just giving up and saying "that's all" or something. I ended up scoring very well on that presentation (near a 100), and when I got the grade I was shocked needless to say.
I would like to never feel embarrassment like that again lol
Got far too drunk and told my Dad that I draw porn for a living. Still kind of awkward when he asks for art.
Not very embarrassing, I know... It's not that I don't have embarrassing moments, it's that I am constantly vigilant of potentially embarrassing things in order to avoid them and so... I usually do. Also, I don't feel embarrassment about the same things as other people do. While I've probably had moments that would be embarrassing if it happened to someone else, I probably felt no embarrassment about it..
I don't really have my embarrassments follow rankings or tiers, but when trying to remember some of mine this one came to me the fastest:
Years ago in High School I had to perform the play "Once Upon a Mattress". I played the role of "Prince Dauntless the Drab", a character who behaves in a naive and child-like fashion from the life he was given. This play featured bright tasteless costumes, tights that showcased boners like no one's business with spotlights to magnify it's shadow, one night I messed up on the order of lyrics in the song "Song of Love"... but I did fairly well despite these setbacks, and others made mistakes or had embarrassing moments within the same show, but there was one day where from context outside of the show I couldn't calm down, but had to so that I could perform. I sat in a corner of the dressing room and tried to collect my thoughts, but apparently lost track of time...
There's a scene where I was supposed to barge in and start a song that's performed alongside Dauntless' mute father (basically a Charades song if I remember it correctly). He's with other members of the ensemble who end up leaving him alone when I walk on stage, but I wasn't there that day for my cue on time. The cast ended up leaving him alone up there to perform for the audience without being able to talk, which made for a very odd experience the audience seemed confused yet fascinated with. The cast that walked off stage, leaving him alone, found where I was, chewed me out, and I rushed to the stage to continue the musical. That mistake had me beating myself up for a while, one that outscales all the other problems that show had in my mind because of it being inexcusable to me and because of how much was riding on not screwing up the show.
That embarrassment was stronger since it dragged others down with me, while other ones are typically minor by comparison since it's usually a mistake made 1 on 1 or something that's easy to improvise past. The audience watching adds a fun element, but for that mistake it turned the fun into something horrid. That shameful experience definitely reinforced my need to keep a better track of time.
Edit: Most embarassing's probably times people have witnessed an episode. Not my best moments.
Just this once I will tell you.
As many of you might know I have a hard time remembering my childhood so I don't know if I did this pre 12.
Anyways at the age of 14 I was in Sweden and was on my little criminal road (which in itself is embarrassing) hung with the cool kids, bulled some kids, all that stupid crap. But the thing was me and my best friend were sleeping over at my house and I had to go to the bathroom to piss but I didn't. Long story short, wet the bed. Never did it sense so I guess I didn't do it before but I can't know for sure to due memories...It was made worse by me being in the sort of cool gang and me trying to hang with the cool kids.
He used this as leverage, he would hint at it every now and than when talking about random stuff. However he was loyal and so were the people I hung with back than, one of them even took a fall for me. It's strange how rare loyalty and brotherhood is outside of the criminal side of life.
I went to piss every night before bed like 4 or so years after this happened, stooped some time in college.
So that's the worst I got.
Embarrassing...hmm
Well there have been a couple of parties which I got too drunk or drudged and sort of puked and ruined the whole thing. Most of the time I don't get caught or whatever but I remember one time a certain staircase and elevator will never be the same. Also had sex with a fat chick who I had to work with the day after.
I lie all the time to people around me to get what I want even over stupid shit, one time I did it over where we were going to eat. Most stupid thing ever and getting caught was fucking embarrassing, we where checking where to eat and we were deciding between an Italian place and some other place I can't remember (I think it was more like a bar but whatever) I naturally wanted to go to the Italian place.
So me and one other guy go to the other place I didn't want to go to and check what they have to offer, we get back and someone asks "what was the price of pizza?" I don't want to go there so I quickly answer "40 and that I've been there before and their pizza sucks" looking back I answered too fast and as soon as I answered I could tell it was a bad lie. Everyone went along with it and we went to the Italian place but everyone knew I was lying about it, fucking embarrassing. Weird thing is I got angry at them for seeing through the lie when it was clearly my mistake.
Something which might be the most embarrassing thing ever would probably be the one time I...