Lol I just received a big bottle of Mama Juana. I'll make sure to enjoy it.
Anyhow kiddies I promised my own remedies!
Women!
Sorry boys this portion is for the ladies.
Yeast Infections: Yogurt - make your own or get unsweetened yogurt and you will smear it on the lady bits night and day for about a week and BOOM! Cured! Take a tampon smear the plastic in yogurt and put it right up there. Yeah I know it's messy but it works. (and no from what I know I've never had a yeast infection or any sort of infection)
Ladies citric or lactic acid is good to restore your pH down there. The lady bits is acidic (3-4) soap is basic (7.5-8) see how sometimes that's an issue. A man's cum is basic too about the same pH as soap so if he cums in you it's good to eat yogurt or make your own soap with some tea tree oil, lactic acid and UNSCENTED soap. YES UNSCENTED! scents up there is a no no not good for your anatomy. Men don't have that issue lucky bastards :) lol. Yogurt has probiotics which your peach creates naturally. The lady bits also creates hydrogen peroxide naturally lol.
Yogurt ladies can just be put up there if you want to feel fresher or cleaner.
Yogurt can be used for face masks (honey, unsweetened yogurt and oats) Nice little face mask to just clear your face.
Yogurt, honey and mashed up strawberries is pretty good too.
Hydrogen Peroxide
Yeast Infections or Bacterial Vaginosis. Douche with hydrogen peroxide I promise you antibiotics for that shit in the US specially is trash. Antibiotics isnt all that good for the body anyhow. Hydrogen peroxide and a dot of tea tree oil night and day for several days and BOOM! Cured! Careful with the tea tree oil. And no you really shouldnt douche because it pushes things up but hydrogen peroxide kills on contact where vinegar and water dont per se.
Hydrogen Peroxide is honestly magic people. Spray some up your nose if you are stuffed or have a cold and if you have a sore throat just gurgle some and bam!
Use it as a mouth wash and it'll make your teeth sparkly and white. Spray some on your hair and it'll bleach it without the harsh chemicals. Use it as a cleaning supplement and it wont be harmful to anything you clean. Don't drink that shit though lol
Tea Tree oil
^ That shit cures cancer I swear. Actually no very poisonous don't drink this you'll be in a coma.
But great for fungus and any skin rashes or really anything else you got going on on your skin (good for the hair too). MAKE SURE YOU DISTILL IT! with water. Pure form will burn your skin and you'll be mad. Tea tree oil is seriously good for all shit though it even cures stuff some antibiotics can't!
Olive oil is great for the skin... If anyone has an razor burns or a zit or anything like that olive oil is great with a dash of tea tree oil.
Coconut Oil is awesome for the hair and the skin as well. Good for razor burns as well and it smells very nice. I use it on my hair curly hair loves coconut oil it hydrates. On my face too sometimes keeps it glowing.
I am in the process of getting recipes for burns and what not from some aunts. These salves are from the islands and they are good for lots of stuff. I'll share them when I get it.
Hmm let's see... Lots of stuff you can find on DIY
GARLIC! Good shit. You can up it up the lady bits if its sicky with an infection or something. Eat it anyone and it helps to fight off and kill bacterias and keep you healthy. Oil (olive), garlic, and onions kills off bad things in the body and keep the immune system strong.
Lets see let me think... Anyone trying to get sexy? I know how to make edible paints and oils ;)
If anyone's bored I also know how to make my own deodorant and scrubs for the body. Lip balms I've started making too. All very easy and cheap.
Yeah so eat your yogurt and drink you vitamins and shit. And remember you don't always have to run to the doctors for everything. bunch of stuff that's good for other many things.