IRL?
Probably, there's a good chance i've fucked you... statistically speaking.
Hello forum, I'm Jay... many of you know me for the loving bitch slaps I give to my kittens and bitches. Others for my intellectual discourse. Regardless of how you know me, one thing is certain in your hearts. You wish you were me OR you wish i'd fuck you... but most likely both. Now, It's ok to be a little envious... but really, you should try to live your own life. That's why I've stopped by, to tell you: It's time to move on kittens.
You've wasted far too much time on this site. Go out side, smell the roses, listen to the birds chirp and shoot them with your bb gun, then torture them while they slowly die. My point is... there's just too much joy to be had to spend all your time on this forum wishing for lives you'll never have. Wishing you had my life.
I'm leaving kittens... and it's time you do also.
I love you all.
Insincerely,
-Jay H
That's what I do, I fill your world with magic, lust, and pleasure. I gaze into your eyes and make you feel like no one else can. I caress you, I love you, so fucking deep... I give you everything you crave and leave you wanting more.
And then I leave...
It's kinda my thing... Toodles.