Old news, faggit.
Rumours spread and accustions fly with you all my beloved followers. It's truly nice for me to see you all having fun with the game of guess who. But now all the formalities are out of the way and we're all comfortable with each other, this bitch has some bitching to do.
While on the outside you're all so quick to point out your lack of secrets, behind closed doors it seems you're bursting with the dirt, or at least my mail box is. Some of it too good to be true, so let me ease you all in gently with a couple of snippets from this bitch's mailbag.
So according to the rumours Jim is the puppet of another member with more time under his belt. Could it be one of the best serving trolls of the upper-SC? Or just the first of many trolls towards yours truly? Only time will tell.
In other news, Thrill Kill, is she dead or is she alive? That is the question. Whatever the answer, it looks like Alter's back in town with a vengence shouting out her usual accusations stemming from her obsession with Thrill. Like I said yesterday, there are just some things that the sun can't shine out of people. Anyway she says Thrill Kill has renamed herself Unknown User. Original name I know, but what do you guys think? Spills the deets below
Oh I almost forgot, turns out our infamous and honourable Ed isn't so honourable afterall, promiscuous online activities is what he gets up gets up to at night. Careful E' such activities can make you go blind.
I think that's enough for today. Tune back in tomorrow, and maybe rumours will have been about you!
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