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Linux: A Poem.


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My computer crashes two or three times a day,
And I don't even know what to say,
To the Linux gods, homage I have to pay
For my computer operational to stay.

To debug this crash, is there a way?
These kernel panics, to allay?
Kdump, install I may
Or my computer in non-function will ever lay.

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Linux: A Poem.

I was hearing great tales of the OS Ubuntu
I took them to heart, and so I installed you
Could not watch a vid, nor hear a sound
I gave you life, from frame in the ground

For all my my problems, was sudo apt-get
But then came the nightmare I'll never forget
That fucking program that they call "Wine"
How salty it made me; it should have been "Brine"
Hours of coding, to make one game work
I never asked to be a hunched-over dork

Such great effort, for little to show
I decided this Ubuntu really did blow
All of the patching made me want to doze
And so once again, I returned to Windows

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