It is displeasing me greatly....
The blue emoticons do not satisfy my need for personal expression and emphasization. I must randomly enlarge my text in order to properly get my point across. This is causing me great distress and terrible anxiety. I feel as though I have accumulated a parasite, leeching the life out of me, inhibiting my creative expression, subduing my own reality. I feel trapped beneath a spectre of monotony and grey. It is like being stranded in the attic with a flickering light and only the cold winds to keep you company. You dream of a brighter, warmer atmosphere. But these dreams keep corrupting into atrocious beings and glitches as though you now realize your sense of security has been forever taken away. You will never be able to radically alter your text on an internet forum again.
Why must I be plagued with these restrictions on my soul? I feel imprisoned. It is like every once in a while I get these cold foreign hands grabbing me, holding me back, forcing me underneath these cruel waves of lethargy. With such restrictions as these, my sense of self is becoming corrupted. What lingering vitality that once rushed through me so freely is now fading in a puddle of despair.
