get up
fuck around on the computer
eat food
listen to music
sleep.
Wake up
Roll a J of that Anatolia to energize me(sativa)
Eat a whole grain bread sandwich with eggs salami cuz a nigga need protein gainz
Open the PC and check out my tasks / clients / internet harem
Work until 5 PM while trolling PF / SC at the same time (im a dual core multitasking ass fgt)
Hit the park and prowl around for young jailbait girls / cute young boys to take advantage of
Either get one home with me or catch a sexual solicitation to minors charge / pepper spray 2 the face (the latter happens less)
Hang with buddies outside and bullshit them / roast them in front of others because they some faggots
Cuddle my pillow waifu of me and sleep
Wake up
Urinate
Swallow a hand full of tabs
Eat
Get dressed
Realize I forgot to shower
Get undressed
Take a shower
Dry off
Dust my balls with anti-monkeybutt powder
Get dressed
Start up my truck
Put it in gear
Put it back in park
Shut off truck
Call in sick to work
Get undressed
Go back to bed.