Cute one. Mostly every mammal squirms. You don't really know do you.
Go on then, jus fan the spark... feeder...
All the forementioned mammals squirm in pleasant ways when they understand their faith in the hands of a disturbed gentleman. Nothing to see here, move along...
Why the obsession? And they can't all fit up your butts.
What the fuck is this about then?
Eh?
Anything for a beautiful and as sweet a lady as yourself my dear. If your sweat tastes as sweet as your words I just could become your slave for a night, or two.
You called?
Me personally, How sweet. :)
Sadly all I know is frog gigging, fishing, hunting mammals in the least painful way and pleasing ladies in a plethora of perverted methods. Somehow providing pleasure gets me off more than delivering pain. I'm just that twisted...