Sing along with me now.
I am the best.
Back me up aliens!
I am Big Dog, top of the line, numero uno!
Man, listen, I'm the illest orb, you know!
The god of the orbs, and Church is the name.
Nobody's better, and I know you feel the same!
I'm so rare, I'm floating through the air~
That all the other orbs ain't even in my atmosphere.
They know to clear the way when the best comes through,
Because I'm just the best and there's nothing they can do!
Many tried, but just can't beat me.
They all say it's hard, but to me it's rather easy,
To do what I do, better than the rest,
Takes four words, "I am the BEST!".
All praise Church. The best, just admit it.
Can't live without me, so you gotta live with it.
I gotta split, so let me hear you shout,
"Church, you da best!"
That's right, yo, I'm out.
It means people who go to church are normally broken. Where can one find the highest concentration of reformed street trash? Well. Church.
Co-incidentally, who has the nicest property in any given city with the nicest buildings? Well... church.
I wanna know how they afford Colosseum style amphitheaters, and multi million dollar sound systems. They don't charge admission now do they?