Luna is secretly cooperating with the CIA and giving the Turncoat/Berk all of the chat logs and IP addresses. IT'S A CONSPIRACY ZOMG
What? No, this is for real. Can't you see the sheer amount of information gathering that they are performing on us? It's obviously a government operation. The only purpose of this forum is to serve as a honeypot for people like you. They probably have you flagged and are tracking you down as we speak. But if you leave this place now, you still have a chance of escaping them. Delete every post that you have ever made, go into deep cover and never come on the internet again. It will be hard, but there's no reason why you can't do it. Here, take this cactus with you, as a token of my good faith. You never know when you might need to go fuck yourself, you know?
