there's a stupid psychotic dyke around me and i can't do what i really want to her (and what she'd probably enjoy, fucking dyke)
>tfw you're bombing down a hill at top speed and then your ski hits a rock and you fall head over heels for fifteen feet, your gear goes flying everywhere, you get scratches all over your face, your head hurts for half an hour afterward and your shoulder feels like it was dislocated.
hate that shit.
There is a rare mental illness called 'walking corpse syndrome', where sufferers imagine they are decomposing, dead or non-existent.
When you're in a restaurant or some shit, and someone's baby will NOT stop crying. The parents are just sitting there like faggots making polite conversation and doing absolutely nothing to shut it up, not caring about the fact that everyone within 200 yards is being forced to listen to their brat wailing. so gay.