kill him in his sleep
claim self defense in court
it'll all be good
you obviously enjoy this dynamic to some extent because the entire time you've been here this is all you've posted about personal life-wise. 'my bf is an asshole but then i'm an asshole back to him, and please see me as more than just an angsty dumb bitch with no self-respect who plays out fantasies where i'm more than just a fucktoy to my old fat loser dude'
you're welcome :D