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Condensed, non-TL;DR version:

Remember this meme..........DEATH TO ALL JUICE!! Moar liek Jews amrite? Or is Juice = Jews?
So

DEATH TO ALL JUICE= DEATH TO ALL JUICE

OR

DEATH TO ALL JUICE/JEWS?

I didn't think all Jews were so tasty as juice trololololol!!

The epically, lulzy anti-semitic pwnage albeit TL;DR version:

I was hired by the Rajput Muslims at least 100 years ago to pwn the Hindoos and j00z in India. It was a highly lulzy, adrenaline-filled experience. I crushed the the Hindus until their corpses turned into bloody diarrhea. I stomped the j00z into bloody juice.

Then I served the j00z juice to my Rajput masters. They loved it, because they loved to cannibalize on inferior races like the Hindoos and j00z.

Unfortunately, I was so epic win and my pwnage levels were so high, that my Rajput Masters couldn't control me anymore. So they hired Jafer the Wizard (from Aladdin) to cast a turn-me-into-stone spell. And BAM the epicness that was Nazi_Elephant ceased. I was turned into a lifeless statue.

But 800 years later, some random Muslim guy found Jafer's spell book, read the de-enchantment spell, removed the statue curse and turned me back into my flesh and blood-self! The granite entrapment cracked, piece-by-piece, falling off, until my rage-filled skin was exposed to sunlight once again!

800 years of stoney confinement was finally over! Now I can finally seek vengeance upon the entire world!! Unfortunately, I was revived 68 years too late (68 years after the Lolo-caust of 1945 ended) so I wasn't there to serve Hitler's Jewish extermination camps. If I was around back then, I would have pwned over 9000 jews than the ofifical historical records.

But then again, did the Holocaust even happen in the first place? Regardless, I'm now alive and healthy. I'm now ready to pwn the evil j00z and save the world from their filthy, money-grabbing domination!

To protect myself from the penetration of modern weapons, I need robotic upgrades. I need to be converted into an android.

From a defense-wise, I should be protected by adaminatium armor on every nano-meter of my body. This armor should make me resistant to the blazing heat of a hydrogen bomb at point-blank range.

Agility-wise, I need a jet-pack that allows me to fly across continents at hypersonic speeds. I also need thread-mill feet that propel me across the ground at several hundred km/h. This can also bed used offensively by allowing me to literally steam-roll over evil Jews. Instantly turning them into delicious juice.

Offense-wise, I have a Gatling gun on my back that allows my rider to spray bullets at 600 rounds per minute. My truck is spews nasties of all sorts: super-heated plasma flames, lava, poison and [b]anti-money liquid.[/b]

The anti-money liquid works like this: when this liquid comes in contact with any Jew, his money will liquidate into debt and interest. Debt and interest, which enslaves the Jew, who normally enslaves others with debt and interest. The greedy kikes will finally feel the pain of slaving others. Basically reverse-pwning the evil Jews with my anti-money liquid. To give them a taste of their own debt-enslavement medicine.

And above all else, I can always destroy the jews the good-old-fashioned way by stomping them into bloody juice. And I'll serve this juice to the other Jew-hating members of SC. I hope you enjoy bloody juice made from the squashed bodies of j00z. Cannibalism of inferior races FTW!!!

Does this sound good? How can I approve my Jewish destroying procedures?