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Oh my God. You tard.

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I wish you were as entertaining as you seem to think you are.

Shut the fuck up wrecktarded!!

Yes. This.

So I was hitting up this cute girl which I was really interested in getting a blowjob from but it turns out she had a big black bf.

regardless of that I hitted her up, and down, and left and in every direction you could possible conceive of, I felt the unending obsessive need to slap dat ass with my hand, she informed me that apparently she had a bf, lol, bitch don't know I know that.

I figured out she used to hang around that area in which that happened so I went there again saturday to hit her up some more, unfortunately her bbc bf was there which caused an emotional frustration in my cock, regardless of that I went up to them and the bbc dude legit appeared to be pretty chill, I misinterpreted this thinking he was a beta male and started getting naughty with her and slapped dat butt while cleverly, subtly playing escalator with her tits.

He didn't like this at all, he got up and started screaming at me like a nigger screaming at an auctioner who decided to sell his KFC stock.

Not knowing what to do I shaked his hand and said ''Nice to meet you bro''

I realized he was grabbing my shoulder and punched me, now, I'm not a violent man but I pulled a chair and smacked his face with it, now she can sit on his face, I left the cafe and got home, I was planning to do a new introduction to them today because I think I did something wrong in this.

Any tips on what to do to fix my relationship with both so I can get a blowjob or at the very least a threesome?
Thanks.

Why is your name Wrecktarded? It's like your wrecked but your retarded. There's a kid from my school that's retarded and gets high, he becomes like super retarded. You seem like one of those kids. That sucks for you though.