^Dude, you are fucked up. Based on the sparse reports on the internet, it seems neither mortuary attendants, nor nurses are being arrested for sex crimes.

I find that very difficult to believe.

 

Mental patient nurses, now that's one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2638237/Male-nurse-jailed-sexually-abusing-vulnerable-mental-health-patients-hospital.html

 

I feel worried for everyone in a coma. I should really be a sales person, because I bet you any money there are tons of people in comas with no "tamper proof" security cameras aimed at them.

 

Whoops, I missed this one. For shame all of you people putting your mothers into nursing homes.

http://wisconsinwatch.org/2011/03/predators-among-the-vulnerable/

Records: At least 45 sex offenders in state’s nursing homes