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"Ass. Some good underwater, virgin ass" he said, sounding proud of himself.

Make a story by adding up sentences, until the goddamn chat is up again. I'll go first. 'twas the very first time, but it didn't feel any different

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Then Batman telephoned Aquaman, wondering what he had for breakfast

Dan Quinn gave me his love, and I felt quite indifferent

Batman stood there for a moment, in total shock and awe of what he had just heard from Aquaman's mouth.

Aquaman, his comrade for so many years—a brother! a man of virtue! had fallen into depravity and vice. The Dark Knight stood frozen in time, visions filled his head of Aquaman abusing his powers to fulfill his carnal desires. A sickness gripped his stomach. He had known that Aquaman was over the years gradually giving in to baser instincts, becoming weaker...but Batman thought perhaps Aquaman would come to his senses and see his own folly!

Slowly, Batman began to set the move the telephone away from his ear and toward the set. As the phone was nearly laid upon its hook, a faint and distant voice could be heard, "Batman? Batman, you there?"

Batman hesitated momentarily, contemplating what he should say to Aquaman after that hideous remark.

Finally, he spoke: "You're dead to me."

He then threw the telephone to the ground with all his might.

It exploded upon impact, sending several tiny plastic shards flying directly into Batman's chest

Aquaman was so pissed at Batman he screamed and punched a mermaid in the face. Tony Stark walked in and asked what was wrong with a trembling voice. Aquaman said he'd only help the Justice League again if Christopher Nolan made a trilogy of movies based on his life. Tony laughed so hard he shat himself, had a heart attack and died.

But not deep enough to harm the Batman, as he's always wearing his stupid fucking suit when In character, so he called upon the help of SuperMan, he had to stop at AT&T first to get a new phone, but then once he got ahold of SuperMan and told him what the AquaMan had said, Superman replied, "No shit Sherlock, let fish boy get some tailfin, you spend all night in that fucking cave making up for your parents dying that you forget to go out and get some, try capturing CatWoman, you two'd look nice together, I think, and stop talking in that stupid fucking voice asshole, you sound like you've been smoking for 40yrs.'' BatMan Gasphed, dropped another fucking phone and shot his lift me up doo hicky, into the top of the cave and forgot he was in a fucking cave so he shot head first into the top of the cave and got stuck there do to his bat ears, while stuck, The Joker snuck in, raped Alfred and shit on the batmobile. The BatMan had never been so embarresed before in his life, without a phone, he couldn't even call Superman or Aquaman for help, poor batman.

Gasped, shat, embarrased.

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