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Let's be real here, If I had the choice to either go to heaven to haunt the earth, I'd haunt the fuck out of people. I'd be dunking my ghost balls in peoples coffee at starbucks, I'd haunt women's vibrators, scare the fuck out of old people, all sorts of ghostly shit until Bill Murray showed up, so who knows. I'll tell you two true stories that even I hate to admit because I never wanted to believe in this shit but. My aunt use to say their was a ghost that would turn on the sink and flush the toilets at her old house, a few of my cousins and shit believed it, but most just passed it off as bullshit and laughed, then one day we're all at her house watching some movie or something huddled around her sectional sofa, I mean everybody, then the commercial goes on, she lowered the tv so we don't have to hear that abysmal shit and the sucking sink goes on, everyone shit. At first we thought it was one of her cats walking by the sink and turning it on by accident, after all it was the type that goes on when you just lift up a lever thing so a cat could totally do it, then we looked around and all her fucking cats we're laying down asleep, everyone still talks about that day. Then about two days after my grandfather died, my mom and I lived in their house, and he always dragged a walker across the floor and it made a squeeking sound across the house, well it was about 2-3 in the morning and we both started hearing the squeeking sound, after about the 3rd or 4th time we both got up, met in the middle of the hallway and just looked at eachother and said, "you heard that didn't you?". fucking scary shit brah, anyway, I'm just saying if you had the choice to haunt the earth or go to heaven, don't you think alot of people would choose to haunt the earth, that's also why the movie Ghost Busters was made, to discourage black ghostmanship, and to prove to the niggers that we can even get them in the afterlife. BOO!

Ghosts are typically supposed to be locked in a specific memory of their past, doomed to repeat it in a fashion that resembles the dwelling of subjects living people hold onto in their minds. Being only a construct of their former selves, an echo of their former identity with the majority of their identity missing, they repeat this sense of torture as their own personal hell as others are stuck dealing with their re-enactments. In that sense, becoming a ghost sounds pretty terrible. Malevolent ghosts are a factor of a strong personality, but those are still usually somewhat disconnected from their surroundings. The usual theme is a loss of the majority of their identity while the more vibrant portions remain solely.

Ghosts are also supposed to have reduced capacity for sensation while still retaining the echo of craving they had in life. In such a fashion, the ghost of an alcoholic could constantly thirst for booze, but never be capable of sating the craving from not following mortal laws anymore.

Being a ghost sounds terrible. It's a good thing they don't exist, spreading their ectoplasm all over like they own the place.