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Murphy's law?


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Is this about asking the gay guy out? Oh man. Let's make bets on how it'll go and then see who was right. I'll go with Jack here chickening out and making some weird excuse for it, which is slightly more believable than Jack going through with this just to be told that that dude is not interested because Jack's a creeper.

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"Help alphas...I need your advice."

Oh, just alphas? I guess I won't bother then.

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Murphy's law?

Today's the day.
Gotta do it the old fashioned way... Face to face. No social media to hide behind.

I've been rehearsing somewhat in my head, trying to think of every possible response and a reply. Should I put up fake confidence? Because if I fail at everything else, at least I still have some degree of sexiness going on.
(This is assuming I see him today)

Honestly, I can't imagine it will be too difficult seeing as how he's already into Me.

But if there's one thing I'm sure, he's by no way the type of guy to be interested in politics and the rest of it.

As you all probably know, I'm the most out of touch person you could ever find.
I purposefully go out of my way to look unique, to act unique... This has caused a split between me and the world. Not everybody is capable of finding themselves, so you tend to have large hoards of people doing the same thing because they're incapable of introspection, less it damage their ego.

Even if I fail, will to power, right?
I just contemplate my mistakes and try to make an improvement.
I'll try to act as charismatic and Confident as possible, I'll crack a few jokes because I think that's enough to get people to fall in love with you these days.

I don't know... This shit is fucking scary. I've never done it before, it's another world to me.

Help alphas...I need your advice.

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Murphy's law?

JackC 4 has been trolling since his first post, and nearly 500 posts later he's still going strong.

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No, he is just convinced the guy is gay because he wears an earring, "looks gay" and hangs out with girls (lmao).

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Does he know the guy is gay?  That changes everything.  Must have missed that part.

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Jack sneaks a multitude of 4Chan memes into his posts, and does little more than rile people up for his own amusement. I've spoken with him in chat a few times, and he's a pretty normal chap.

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You have a lot of faith in humanity if you still think he's trolling.

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He's being sexually abducted by an ISIS member. What else could it be?

Jack, if you met them on a psychopath board, and they mention religion to you at all, walk the other way.

Otherwise. Enjoy your giddy like a school girl/boy stuff. (are you political activists fucking happy now. I de gendered it.)

 

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Doesn't matter much if the story is fake if it makes me wish for an ending.

 

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