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Alright, my turn now.

AllInOne goes to jail for trying to bribe a traffic cop by flashing his pink see-through undies and asking "Could I pay the fine in another way?" in his best Ariana Grande voice with an added wink for the effect.

Pray goes to jail for attempting to trespass into an U.S military base by cutting the fences so the hung muscular admirals could have a field day on her.

Mirage catches a charge after the FBI during an invasion at his home find him laying on the table, his butthole and nipples covered in peanut butter, with a pack of shibi dogs slurping feverishly at it.

Xena gets life sentence after removing the skin of a teen high school girl and dressing up in it. In her police statement "I deserve to be bailed out because I'm a major celebrity at psychforums.com and SC."

Lycan catches a case for murdering me & Raven when finding her doing me in the bed with a 10 inch black strap-on, with me wearing a diapers and a smurf t-shirt, making toddler voices while she's spanking me and yelling "Oh yeah, tell mommy how emotionally dependent you are on her and how you'll never get a job and separate financially from me."

Sinister goes to jail for spamming the FBI forum with jailbait and primary school girl nudes after his attempts at doing it text-only were ignored.

Accepting requests.

This idea popped in my head earlier and I thought it would make a good thread. Specify as many as members you want and the crime you think they'd go in jail for. Bonus points for making it funny and as graphic as possible :D

Sounds hot Jim

You for killing then raping your mom.

Mr.O gets lynched by a crowed of people for being annoying and shouting out bullshit, oh and screaming out links to youtube vids irl.

Jason goes to jail in Russia after abandoning his squad of troops at the first sight of Ukrainian special forces.

Sys goes to jail for trespassing. Due to him calling 9/11 and shitting himself after finding an animal head in an abandon building.

These are the first people I think of when it comes to jail, if you want my input be sure to ask.

by AllIn0ne

 

 

 

Sys goes to jail for trespassing. Due to him calling 9/11 and shitting himself after finding an animal head in an abandon building.

 

 

 

 

by oregon

Xena gets arrested for shoplifting antifungal cream and canned shepherds' pie*  in Walmart;   also gets a warning for breastfeeding her 16 year old son on the bus.  

 

 

 LOLOLOLOL

LMFAO You make it impossible for me to not be amused by this! So I will apologize to Lycan for not reacting sternly and telling you to quit. 

Sorry babe. It's just too fucking funny. :D

by AlmightyJim

Sinister goes to jail for spamming the FBI forum with jailbait and primary school girl nudes after his attempts at doing it text-only were ignored.

I AM TOTALLY GOING TO DO THIS!!! Give me the URL!! This is gonna be so epic!!!

I blame the media:

LOL! I can't with you