I don't think I would survive such an interrogation because I'd bust up laughing at the shit these people are saying, until they finally killed me.
"You're lucky to be alive in Soviet Russia. We would feed you to the bears at least two days ago."
"These goddamn Americans don't even know how to torture people anymore."
"I do not pay you to make insightful comments, Bruno. Please, resume your position in the corner."
I can't even listen to this whole thing.