Hey, at least I am a woman! Shouldn't you be "Hard for Inquirer" anyway?
But not for long, and just because you hinted that you might create a puppet with that name doesn't mean you were the first to claim him or come up with that idea. It could have been someone else's plan for months. Inquirer himself could have been aware of it. Hell, I could be Inquirer, for all you know. Sure you want to talk to me this way?