You forgot one thing:
- Irony
I hardly ever get angry. But there are some things that truly irritate me.
- When people leave coffee pots heated long enough that a solid black mass forms at the bottom, because they forgot they left the heater on. And other similar symptoms of being an unaware retard, such as blocking the path of someone in the aisle of a store whilst you are looking at products.
- When people go on and on about the same topic because they feel strongly about it.
- When a cashier says "have a nice day," or "thank you" in a robotic voice at the end of a transaction without making eye contact or trying to have a real conversation at all. Thanks for the artificial bullshit substitute though, at least you were polite enough to be a robot. I appreciate that.
- Stoners that militantly defend marijuana. Marijuana is not as bad as some campaigners make it out to be, nor is it as positive as many users claim it to be. Maybe if you weren't a lazy stoner, you would do some actual research on the topic.
- People that complain about things. Complaining is so annoying.
- Lists.
- Irrationality / ignorance / inability to accept reality as it is. I just try to replace / shut down these people as soon as people because they're a huge waste of my time.
- Insecurity and / or extreme sensitivity. I don't want to tiptoe around someone's fragile dysfunctional ego in order to be able to explain some shit that has no connection with their personal worth or dignity.
- People standing in front of me and blocking my way in entrances / escalators. Wish it was legal to push them down with a flying kick and walk over them
No wonder there are so many serial killers and bullies around