First and foremost, I'll begin by stating my mixture of disdain and love towards my benis.
My benis, somewhat of an abstract concept that not even the one who wields it can possible conceive.
I'll leap through the common statements of praising and putting my dick on a pedestal(cock-bird)
My cock could be used to harbor homeless people although only 10/10 cute homeless chicks, they would feel warm and safe on their bed in my epydidimis kicking in my paternal instincts.
Not only that but I can also use my prepuce as an hood for when it's raining rendering my opponents the ability to righteously call me a ''dick-head'', which in turn would also justify me spitting on them.
Good game.