Answer the call
You aren't smart enough to work for the CIA.
I mean come on. Look at that guy, he might not be CIA, but he clearly a free agent.
Even the attempt to shoot the camera from a low angle to a higher one says there is more than desert people at work here. I have never, ever seen a piece of footage from those countries that exhibited the quality of the piece staged for us.
Who is ISIS anyways? Should I write to the AK-47 factory and express my discontent, or would raping islamic women be enough to kick the war off?
I bet he's the same guy who believes that lowering the price of oil is a strike directly against military forces.
Anyways, I saw this a while back, and was blown away. They are some of the fattest people on the planet.
What ever is happening over there is lowering the cost of oil everywhere, I guess. Nobody is going to go to war over that.
I like the background he chose though, it is very Luke Skywalkerish.