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Not sure, what's your height?

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How big is your penis? Don't lie now...

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My dick.

My dick be-long to you, my dick belongs to you

All the pain even if a little in vain the pain is inane

It'll be always be there for you!

Don't strain, hold onto my cane

With my smug, I'll smuggle my cock while we snuggle

Everywhere you go my boner follows you

 

 

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That shit looks like an Elephant's snout.

Now I know why hollywood wanted a picture of my genitalia for the movie ''Elephant Man'' lololololol

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I just couldn't resist.

 

"The enormity of my wee-wee"

 

My gargantuan wee-wee is a thing to behold,

As a circus attraction it gets all tickets sold.

Forever on display and impossible to hide,

You need a crane to lift it and use it as a slide.

A hundred barrels of vaseline is not enough

To keep it smooth and shining, it's just that rough.

Perhaps when I grow up it will shrink a little,

but until then I will suck on my mother's nipple.

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+1

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I don't have a penis.

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That's Rasputin's penis in a Russian penis museum.   :P

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Lol +1

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