Yeah. You choked. When you cut off the blood flow properly, it's very peaceful. You go all numb and tingly and you just pass out.
Sometimes the blood rushing back gave me a headache, tho. I stopped doing it when I started getting migraines.
Yeah yeah. It's a sucky way to live. So glad I figured that out within a few weeks. Strangulation is a peaceful way to die, tho.
Just make sure the blade is sharp enough and heavy enough
where the fuck am i supposed to find that kind of blade??
Oh, and you shit and piss yourself when you die. Better hope your crush isn't the one to find you ;)
how do you even know i have... they don't live anywhere near to me, so it doesn't matter.
Also, strangulation isn't as horrible as most people think.
i tried it and it actually kind of is lol
Clumsiness and poisoning don't mix. You're going to fuck it up and end up worse off than before.
Go skydiving and pull the cord way too late. You'll be dead from a heart attack long before you hit the ground and if anyone has any insurance on you, they can still collect it because it'll look like an accident. Or grow a pair and stick around.