Assuming I got a circumcision, would my foreskin be able to be used as retractable roof for football fields??
Not only is my foreskin extremely flexible it is also waterproof.
Was the Noah's ark a premonition of what to do when I finally get to the point of ejaculating?
Could my dick possibly be used as a way to transport a team of explorers to the core of the earth by rapel?
Would my dick get punished by God(like the tower of babylon) if I decide lay on the ground?
Would my rod get broken if I tried to fish your nan?
Would a premise about exploring the bowels of my urethra make a a good horror movie?
Considering the size of my dick, and how everything is proportional, would I ejaculate fully-grown men instead of lil spermies?
Thanks.