i haven't measured the size of my dick for many years, but it's pretty big. I haven't shaved for years, so it's pretty hairy as well but nevertheless clean enough to get smooth BJ's And look somewhat tidy.
I'm circumcised because it's a tradition, My family is Jewish.
But it looks perfect, so it obviously can't be a dick thing.
Perhaps these people just need to see my Dick, that always works... it's a matter of getting them in.
Could always use date rape drugs.