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I do enjoy my own company and I do enjoy pleasing myself - but for me nothing beats the company of having someone you really care about arms wrapped around you and them watching you masterbate, and ofcourse returning the favour.  .  

Masturbation is better than sex. 

How do I know this?

It's simple, really: Sex involves other people, and other people suck. Masturbation involves only myself, and as you all know I am extremely awesome.

Through reclusion and chronic masturbation I have become euphoric.

Not because of any phony god's blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence.

Yeah, Turncoat likes to do it all organized, like at the dinner table, at a set time everyday. On Thursdays you can catch them at 10am, 3pm and 9pm out his front window. They like the attention.

"Through reclusion and chronic masturbation I have become euphoric."

Through repeated masturbation you train your body to cum faster, plus repetition has sensitivities lessen so you end up enjoying it less until you get yourself to take a lengthy enough break. Masturbation is better than it can be when the time and place are properly organized.

At least have the courtesy when you make a satirical puppet not to make new threads and shit up the whole place.

Well Jack, maybe you should practice loving yourself in the real world, and break out a mirror.

Have you thought for a moment that the only reason why sex is considered superior to masterbation is because there is no interaction with a live visual which responds to your every touch? 

If you can't look in the mirror and get off, what makes you think other people can look at you and get off?

Lets be serious here. What do you think all the hot bisexual women are upto tonight?

The only reason to masturbate is for sensation, so it might as well not make you worse at sex and it might as well feel worth doing at all.

"Illogical spock. Sensation is through all our senses."
...does masturbation unlock all of your senses~? That must be different.

"Maybe you should see if smelling rotten cheese effects how you feel sensation while masterbating? I bet with enough practice you'd like it. That's called kink, isn't it?"
Sounds more like Pavlov.