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I did it boyo, with a lot of back-and-forth cunning between my anus and poop I successfully deceived the turd twice the size of the average mandingo's cock to come out of my butt, coming out it striked like an extremely charged thunderbolt, I felt myself in excruciating pain although after it I felt numb.

I might've won the battle but I definitely didn't win the war yet.

Every time Mr. Funny Poo starts knocking at my anus I know exactly what he wants, I dread the trip to the bathroom.

Just now I'm about to do it again, I have never been so scared in my life, the best metaphor I can come up with for this is that my ass is the red sea and that the shaft of the shit I'll take is Moses leading the exodus out of my intestines.

I post-pone the pooping for as long as I can because I'm aware of the pain I'll go through which is a pain that I would not wish on my worst enemy.

It completely depletes my energy, the shit I take usually takes 10-15 minutes to fully come out and these 15 minutes take more of my energy than a full MMA session with some comfort sex right after.

As I write this I know that I'll take the trip to the bathroom when I finish this.

Wish me luck comrades, I'll surely need it.

Are you Jim? He kept talking about how constipated he was too. Here's a tip for you: do some exercise, move around some more. Avoid sitting on your ass all day as you probably do. Sitting on your ass for long gives you constipation, look it up if you don't believe me. It slows down bowel movements. It's likely why you are having trouble with constipation at a young age.