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Possible poisonous cum out of my genitalia?


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Whenever I'm done fapping I enjoy rubbing some cum in my hands, it feels nice and probably tastes nice as well, what recently started to happen though is that my cum is making the skin of my hands look dead and rugged, a bit like your skin after getting sunburned.

This made me think that perhaps my cum was contaminated.

So to test my theory I fed some little drips of my cum to my turtle (average sized one, bought it in 2008), while washing her aquarium in her food plate I dropped in there a few drips of my semen.

Just like I expected, she died.

What do you think that might be causing this?

I haven't done any change to my diet since last year, I eat healthy food, no junk food.

I also only drink alcohol moderately so I can't understand why this is happening.

 

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Possible poisonous cum out of my genitalia?

I love OP, I want to see more of him. 

 

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Possible poisonous cum out of my genitalia?

You're just jelly that I've decided to feed my cum to my turtle instead of feeding it to you.

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Possible poisonous cum out of my genitalia?

you're trying TOO HARD

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Possible poisonous cum out of my genitalia?

Silly child of man, and by my my own design no less. Let it be known to you the simplicity of Cause and Effect:

 

Cause:

Whenever I'm done fapping I enjoy rubbing some cum in my hands,

 

 Effect:

my cum is making the skin of my hands look dead and rugged, a bit like your skin after getting sunburned.

 

Solution: Cease to rub your cum on your hands. 

 

Also...CUM IS NOT TURTLE FOOD!!!

 

Do I have to put every bloody thing in the bible? 

 

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