Sociopath Community

I'm good at smelling bacon. I can smell the stink of a cop from a mile away.

I'm also a great lie detector. I can always tell when my daughter is lying to me and she knows it.

I can pretty much read her mind. I often know what she's thinking before she says it.

My weather forecasts are good and rarely fail. I can do it just by looking at the sky and the type of clouds in it. 

I can identify the ingredients in a Subway sandwich just by smelling it.

Mixed within my visions of crazy sometimes are visions of the future, but they tend to look just as plausible as the crazy so I disregard them until they come to pass. I'm willing to write it off as coincidence, but it still feels weird when something I believed myself to have imagined later happens.

I have a gaydar, and you sir are making it go off the charts!

My perception and ability to perceive behavioral patterns in people is extraordinary.

My persistence and drive is unrivaled.

I'm good at reading people - getting inside their head.

No, actually, the pedobear was busy stalking the cosplay girls.

I see dead people

I have a consistent tendency to dream of something that'll happen in the future. Can be a day after I dream it, or a few weeks. Usually smaller events, though, like dreaming of getting a bad call from the partner on a specific escalator after buying a gaming mouse.

Other than that, I have quite a talent of getting stalkers at every con I go to. Ffs.