That is extremely funny, Sensitive>
I want Christmas renamed to its original, and rightful, name: Saturnalia. We'd celebrate basically the same shit (really, who's actually celebrating the birth of Christ on Christmas? I mean, really making that the whole point of their holiday?), except there'd be a lot more orgies. Christmas these days is for kids. Why should those little fuckers get all the fun? We already have to buy them birthday presents (well, I don't, but I might one day in the future)!