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SC Pick up lines

on 11/3/2014
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Put up out your best, funniest or crudest pickup lines. (Aspies not allowed) 

on 11/3/2014
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"Really, Aeryn? You studied archaeology? I have a bone I need you to measure.

I want to put it so far in you that the guy who pulls it out will call himself King Arthur."

 

^ I lol'ed. That's probably the funniest pickup line I've ever heard anywhere.

 

on 11/3/2014
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"Damn girl your dad must be retarded because you're special." - Mr.K

 

on 11/3/2014
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Ay girl, did you just come out of a furnace? Cuz you are smokin' hot.

on 11/3/2014
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"When's the last time you really hit a person?"

on 11/3/2014
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Are you from Bangkok? Cause I'd like to bang your cock...

on 11/3/2014
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on 11/3/2014
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ey gurl r u cia cuz im a big guy 4 u

on 11/3/2014
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Him - "Have I died and gone to heaven?"

Me - "no..."

Him - "I must have cause I'm seeing an angel"

Me - "sure..." 

Meanwhile, I'm thinking to myself (are you kidding me. Do guys actually think that shit works?)

 

I really don't know how anyone could fall for a pick-up line. They all seem so cheesy to me.

on 11/3/2014
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Did you come here on a UFO? Because you are from out of this world.

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