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Theories about the ''My cock''


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I've been struck with an enormous problem since birth.

In medical terms doctors call it magnus phallos, it's been eating me up inside...

I got diagnosed with it when I was 23, in the beginning I thought of this condition as something closer to a blessing than a disease per se, but what I didn't know is that as time goes on my dick grows as well.

Well, what happens now is that I'm 27 and people think I have a midget in my pants...literally, not only that but it's been causing dificulties to my masturbatory acts(mutual or not) because I need to to masturbate while constantly escalating a ladder.

Considering that a few months ago I was able to do it with little to no problem I find it weird, specially due to my abnormal penile growth, I had to cease both sexual and masturbatory acts, not only that but my deathcount(bare-handed only) has stagnated due to said halt to my self-pleasuring activities.

My doctors told me the only cure was becoming a sociopath, so here I am.

Give me advice. 

 

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mmmmm Wrecktarded are u single because i'm a nurse &i will need to examine ur problem a little closer to properly help u with this problem of yours ;) <3

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no i have beautiful green eyes the prettiest eyes u have probably ever seen i would pm u a pic but chat service is currently not available on my laptop :(

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Oh damn baby, my cock just went from as soft as a diamond to as hard as my heart, I really, really want to impale you with my delicious, sturdy nordick cock.

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1 - pull an elliot rodger on them hoes

2 - tell a depressed suicidal girl on omegle that she's a fat whiny loser and to go ahead and kill herself with her avril lavigne cd

3 - put on a dracula robe and laugh towards the moon while rubbing ur hands like a jew and imagining ppl kneeling b4 u and beg to pull ur pp

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Thank you almightyjim, valuable insight, no doubt!

turquie94, I hope you don't have brown eyes so you don't ruin my personal pun that I came up with 

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you better back off whore before you get put in your place, slut.

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ooohh... do they have yellow rings in the middle? Like an evil witch? Those are the sexiest eyes possible.

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it is my opinion that Wrecktarded is by far the most interesting &sexually attractive man on this forum :) 

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you make me laugh, and i like that about you.

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