I've been struck with an enormous problem since birth.
In medical terms doctors call it magnus phallos, it's been eating me up inside...
I got diagnosed with it when I was 23, in the beginning I thought of this condition as something closer to a blessing than a disease per se, but what I didn't know is that as time goes on my dick grows as well.
Well, what happens now is that I'm 27 and people think I have a midget in my pants...literally, not only that but it's been causing dificulties to my masturbatory acts(mutual or not) because I need to to masturbate while constantly escalating a ladder.
Considering that a few months ago I was able to do it with little to no problem I find it weird, specially due to my abnormal penile growth, I had to cease both sexual and masturbatory acts, not only that but my deathcount(bare-handed only) has stagnated due to said halt to my self-pleasuring activities.
My doctors told me the only cure was becoming a sociopath, so here I am.
Give me advice.