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If you won the lottery

Youre one demented bitch... I like you 

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i would figure out how to live off bank interest.

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Easy. I'd dump a large sum into opening up a research and technology center. (production facilities, hopefully)

 

If it were a significant amount. I'd buy up a ghost town, install a food island, and make it a co-op research facility.

 

Probably pharmaceuticals, gmos, you name it, whatever the co-op wants to do with all the equipment.

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I would go fucking ballistic if I won $100,000,000.

I would buy out businesses just to wreck them. I would snort cocaine and then order hundreds of McDoubles from McDonald's' and whip them at people on the sidewalk from my Ferrari. I would bring a grindcore band to a remote tribe in Africa and throw a concert. I would go to Times Square and smash 20 iMacs with a sledge hammer. I would buy out minute-long Superbowl commercial slots, featuring myself smoking a cigarette for half a minute, and then whipping a football at the ground and haphazardly kicking it. I would create reality television show where 10 psychopaths live in a house together, and one of them gets voted off every two weeks. I would give a dysfunctional hobo in Cleveland one million dollars and a GoPro cam, and see what he does with it. I would adequately compensate homeless people for test driving cars straight through showroom displays and into other cars. I would have a camera crew following me the entire time so I could make a movie out of it all.

That's just what I can come up with in 5 minutes.

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This thread just came up in chat.

I'm bumping it for BobbyMungler. 

<<  There's my list of things to do with $100 million. Page one.

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If you won the lottery

I've heard a lot of "if I strike it big" stories, but nothing quite like that. LOL

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by Helena

I won the lottery last week (which is why I haven't been here for awhile).

Sort of.

Actually, I won myself a rough diamond and a death sentence, but that's a story for another time.

 

It's another time now. Come on, tell us what happened...

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