Yeah well sometimes when I smoke a bit too much before something important I have to drive it off a bit first, find a bathroom, splash cold water on my face, and then I'm good to go, lol.
I get 2-3 tickets a year. I haven't had any in the last 3 years though. The speed traps haven't changed in years and they haven't come up with anything new, like airplane patrols. When they do, I'll get some more until I learn the new tricks.
I used to get high with someone and wait in their parking lot for a 1/2 hour before driving. I can't drive high. It is too much like a video game and I want to take out the other drivers!