by JackC_4but I assure you I am perfect in every sense of the word
Perfection's such a relative concept...
In a way, every event in the history of humanity - perhaps the universe itself - has been leading up to me.
I may be fat, socially inept, unemployed, etc, but I assure you I am perfect in every sense of the word. Because, you see, things like "health", "social grace" and "financial success" are but social constructs, and as you all know, social constructs are fabrications created by humanity, therefore do not exist.
It's time humanity discarded social constructs like children discard fairy tales when they reach a certain age, and embrace the truth. Only through reclusion and knowledge will humanity ever see the truth and achieve enlightenment.
Until that happens, I will continue donating to the sperm bank ten times a day.