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I am literally perfect in every way


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by JackC_4

but I assure you I am perfect in every sense of the word

 Perfection's such a relative concept...

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I am literally perfect in every way

Perfection is only achieved through death.

After all, how can you make a mistake if you're dead.

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I am literally perfect in every way

 

by JackC_4

 

by Venator of Verum

Perfection is only achieved through death.

After all, how can you make a mistake if you're dead.

 The fact that I exist invalidates your argument.

 stop thinking of the "i" part

It is "nothing" that is perfection

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I am literally perfect in every way

 

by Venator of Verum

Perfection is only achieved through death.

After all, how can you make a mistake if you're dead.

 The fact that I exist invalidates your argument.

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I am literally perfect in every way

In a way, every event in the history of humanity - perhaps the universe itself - has been leading up to me.

I may be fat, socially inept, unemployed, etc, but I assure you I am perfect in every sense of the word. Because, you see, things like "health", "social grace" and "financial success" are but social constructs, and as you all know, social constructs are fabrications created by humanity, therefore do not exist.

It's time humanity discarded social constructs like children discard fairy tales when they reach a certain age, and embrace the truth. Only through reclusion and knowledge will humanity ever see the truth and achieve enlightenment.

Until that happens, I will continue donating to the sperm bank ten times a day.

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I am literally perfect in every way

HAHAHAHAHA! Man, I give you a 10/10 for this one. 

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I am literally perfect in every way

my opinion is the only one that matters in the universe because im perfect

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stop derailing my thread with attempts at serious discussion you dorks

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wrong

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I am literally perfect in every way

You sound perfect to me. I must be your mother.

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