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Have you ever tried to watch all 300 channels on satalite tv before? Imagine that times a billion and then multiply that times infinity... sometimes god just wants to have a conversation ya know... all work all day running the universe and shit... can't a guy catch a break?

That's the ultimate display of motherly affection, right there.

Speaking from personal experience, that noble desire usually only lasts till the next call. Then you remember why you avoided them in the first place.

@Silkthread - No imagination. I couldn't let Tom profess his undying love to her uncontested, could I?

I should think not. Contest away, good sir.

I don't know, he's been ignoring my calls. :/

Don't you worry, I'm sure it'll buzz for your attention very soon.

Then you have a bit of a predicament on your hands. I say ditch the phone, stomp on it, and you'll solve both problems at the same time. Two stones with one bird, or... whatever.

Passes the weed

Don't bogart that shit.  Be cool.