You're such a bitch in heat, someone needs to breed you before you start humping people's legs and trying to get your neighbor dog to lick your pussy.
Ehhh....I wish I never discovered masturbating/orgasms to be honest. Or better yet if I could just have one and be completely satisfied that would be perfect. Addictive personalities run in my family and fortunately I guess if you're going to have an addiction something for free is the thing to have.
I enjoy them of course, but they waste so much of my time. I try to limit myself to 3 a day at max, with most days being around 2... on a real good day none. But I have "relapsed" about 6 times these past few months
Ah well